Whatever!

 

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You first.

Boy, life takes a long time to live.
    --STEVEN WRIGHT

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The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes

 

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You don't have a soul. You are a soul. You have a body.

 

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We're not bad people. We just come from a bad place.

All right, then, I'll go to hell.
Mark Twain

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Some people never go crazy...

"That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.”

 

 “And yet women-good women--frightened me because they eventually wanted your soul, and what was left of mine, I wanted to keep.”

“Being alone never felt right. sometimes it felt good, but it never felt right.”

― Charles Bukowski, Women

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Saturday

Too much of a good thing... can be wonderful!
Mae West

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Pass With Care

How well I have learned that there is no fence to sit on between heaven and hell. There is a deep, wide gulf, a chasm, and in that chasm is no place for any man.  

Johnny Cash

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I don't know what your problem is, But I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce

 

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The next time you have a thought... let it go.

 

 Be of love a little more careful than of anything.

 e.e. cummings

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You're gonna need a bigger boat.

 

I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out. 

 

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